I have two dogs - Winston and Churchill. They are white and fluffy, about 20 pounds each and the cutest balls of fluff on feet. BUT they bark like demons. Evey time I let them out they bark like they're insane so I'm constantly calling out to them. Imagine if they were named Hi and How are you instead of Winston and Churchill.
What would my neighbours think if they heard me yell "Hi, How are you, get over here!" or "Hi, How are you, drop that poop and get in this house right now" Would they come? Would they bring beer? If they did bring beer, could I eventually get them to bring wine? The opportunities are endless, if only I had thought of this sooner!
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