Wednesday, April 22, 2009

How to Make your Mother a Porn Star


When we started FlapArt we were living in Toronto (Pickering to be specific). My mother used to come visit every summer for a week. She also used to (and still does) go through my bookshelf and help herself to any interesting titles.

It just so happens that the first "sample" for FlapArt was "How to Make your Mother Porn Star". Soooooo......when my mother came to visit, I strategically placed the "How to Make your Mother Porn Star" covered book on my coffee table. It wasn't long before she was lurking around looking for "a book to read while I'm here" - actually I think her bags were still at the front door. I sat back and watched, ready to bask in the glory of my trickery! Finally, she had spotted the book. She picked it up, read the cover, turned it over and read the back. Without a moments pause, she turned to me and said "exactly what do you have planned for me this week". I guess the joke was on me!

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